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I was born and raised in Wet Virginia... I mean West Vagina... I mean Wet Vagina...

The Mountain State.

Date Written: March 24, 2005
Author: cromagnon
Average Vote: 2.5

Comments:
03/30/2005 Litcube: Oh dear.
03/30/2005 The Rid (1): Right.
03/30/2005 Ewan Snow: The last line is good. This is not a one in my so called book.
03/30/2005 Dylan Danko: Yeah, I kinda laughed I have to admit.
03/30/2005 The Rid: It was an emotional response. Based on Litcube's vote on Pony's short this A.M., I assumed emotional responses were acceptable. Alright, Cock-Smoke?
03/30/2005 Klause Muppet (2): Wet Vagina... that's funny.
03/30/2005 The Rid: I was kidding about the Cock-Smoke bit, by the way.
03/30/2005 Klause Muppet: Perhaps I should of added an extra * Author. I'm sorry. I re-read this a few times; laughed the 2nd time, smiled the third. The simplicity confused me.
03/30/2005 Ewan Snow (4): "The Mountain State" is funny. I like to encourage ultra short shorts, even if they're not ideal. I'd rather read a two star one liner than a three star 500 worder.
03/30/2005 The Rid: Snow, I can agree on that sentiment.
03/30/2005 Litcube (3): So would I, Snow. That said, this still isn't four star material in my eyes.
03/30/2005 Ewan Snow: Yeah, but what the hell. Stars are as cheap as life itself.
03/30/2005 Litcube: I'm going to contemplate that for a while.
03/30/2005 Partytime: Cheap stars are fallin'
From Snow's sky
Cheap whores are drawlin'
Fresh ho pie
In the state of mounting wet vagina
In the mountain state of West Virgina
no virgin rides
on them country roads
take me home
to the place
that I love
back to cuntry's roads
awhaw
03/30/2005 Ewan Snow: I wouldn't bother if I were you. I meant it literally, like the guy in Sparticus.