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A weary albino businessman walks into a bar.

The bartender says: "Hey buddy, why the white face?"

The albino wanted to fly into a rage, but boy, were his arms tired.

Date Written: April 04, 2005
Author: Turgid
Average Vote: 3.7143

04/14/2005 Partytime: Author is this an original? Maybe his arms could be broken from walking into the bar-like in Mister Mister's Book of Love.
"Take these broken arms
And learn to fly again
Into a rage so free"

04/14/2005 The Rid: Reminds me of the time Disney came back from wherever, except he wrote his joke on the message board.
04/14/2005 Will Disney: Nice and short!
04/14/2005 Mr. Pony (4):
04/14/2005 TheBuyer (5): I'm a sucker for 'man walks into a bar'.
04/14/2005 Klause Muppet (4): You da Man, Author. 3.5 rounded up
04/14/2005 Mr. Negative (2): Are you fucking serious? You dumb dicks.
04/14/2005 Klause Muppet: Mr. Negative, do you ever give more than a 2? (DINK!)
04/14/2005 Jon Matza (4): Cheap four, but this made the corners of my mouth began to creep up into a near-smile. Don't worry--I stopped them.
04/14/2005 Mr. Negative: Klause, I don't even know if Mr. Positive could give this fucker better than 2 stars.
04/14/2005 Mr. Pony: I bet you he could.
04/14/2005 Partytime (3):
04/14/2005 Klause Muppet: Maybe we should ask him... MR POSITIVE? Mr. Positive! Where are you? Come out, come out, where ever you are!
04/14/2005 Mr. Positive: Hi, Klause! What's the rumpus? Jeez, looks like a heated debate!
04/14/2005 Litcube (4): Agreed. 3.8, perhaps. The very fucking funny "arms tired" recycled joke Disney posted stays fresh in my mind. A great tribute.