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She adjusted the final buckle of the strap-on dildo and moved forward to fuck his ass hard. "Can you rhapsodize with a fuck-stick in your rectum, wine cunt?" she said.

"FUCK! That hurts. Ouch! Don't put the whole thing in. How 'bout some lube? Please? What a gay dumbass I am with a fuckin' dork in my ass. I deserve to get fucked in the ass. There's a cock in my ass. So what if it's rubber and it's on a woman. Might as well be a guy with a real cock. Am I bleeding?

"How'm I supposed to think of a wine, take an imaginary trip to some fucking wine region and wax nostalgic about the wine making traditions...when I'm getting fucked hard in the ass like I'm a little fairy faggot-ass faggot fuck? GET THAT FUCKING DILDO OUTTA MY ASS. Stop pumping my ass, it hurts. Stop giving me pile-driving forearms to the back of my skull. I'm getting a headache.

"I'm not putting that dildo in my mouth. It has my shit on it. Get that thing away from mrgrgrurglgherslurpsuckhooverfecesgrrrrrg.

"Fuck. That's gross. Yechhhhhkkah. Shit with a hint of shit, Latex finish."

Date Written: April 06, 2005
Author: John Slocum
Average Vote: 3.4

04/15/2005 Will Disney: Uh, is this about a wine cunt we know?
04/15/2005 The Rid: Well, I laughed out loud. That's sumptin'.
04/15/2005 qualcomm (2):
04/15/2005 Dick Vomit: My vote largely depends on the author, here.
04/15/2005 John Slocum: Why is that, Dick?
04/15/2005 Dick Vomit: I like this more if you're responsible, which you clearly are.
04/15/2005 John Slocum: Why is it so clear, Dick?
04/15/2005 Dick Vomit: Um, because you're a little fairy faggot-ass faggot fuck? I don't know.
04/15/2005 John Slocum: And a wine-cunt, Dick?
04/15/2005 Jon Matza (4): I liked it. It's very "blue" isn't it?
04/15/2005 Dick Vomit: Sayin'.
04/15/2005 John Slocum: Kidding, I'm having fun in my stupid way by ending my questions with 'comma, Dick?' You sure have a fun name, Dick.
04/15/2005 anonymous: What's blue?
04/15/2005 anonymous: Dick, I was trying to lampoon my own A & L genre. Matzoid: I don't understand your comment.
04/15/2005 TheBuyer: Wine seems pretty complicated, how hard is it to get into raisins?
04/15/2005 Will Disney: Do you mean "how hard is it to get raisins in?"?
04/15/2005 John Slocum: You mean raisin production or raisinated winemaking?
04/15/2005 TheBuyer: You know like all different kinds of raisins made from all different grapes. Like, should a raisin be aged in a vanilla barrell or whatever, or is a Barolo raisin better, that kind of shit. Raisins man, you know.
04/15/2005 John Slocum: TheBuyer: Get a hold of yourself. That's very silly.
04/15/2005 Klause Muppet (3): I once drank a whole bottle of wine to myself.
04/15/2005 TheBuyer: It's pretty silly, but I'm only half kidding. I'm picturing a huge, untapped raisin market full of people who will say things like, "If you had told me a year ago I'd be paying three hundred dollars for a box of raisins now, I'd have laughed in your face!"
04/15/2005 John Slocum: alright, a 4, 3 and 2. Now you're cooking with gas, Slocum!
04/15/2005 John Slocum: alright, a 4, 3 and 2. Now you're cooking with gas, Slocum!
04/15/2005 Jon Matza: blue as in x-rated.
04/15/2005 TheBuyer (4): I actually like this one better than the original piss one.
04/15/2005 John Slocum: What's x-rated about it?
04/15/2005 Jon Matza: "rubber", for one.
04/15/2005 John Slocum: but besides that.
04/15/2005 Jon Matza: "gay"
04/15/2005 John Slocum: yah, maybe yer right.
04/18/2005 John Slocum: Snow: Is it 'bath time' on this one, too?
04/18/2005 The Rid (4):