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My Statistics as a 21 Year Old Woman: # of Friends: 25 Too many names to list. They are so great! # of Best Friends: 5 Now these guys are the best! Kelly, Ryan, Charlie, Diane and Jenn. Love them forever! # of Past Boyfriends: 10 Those idiots. Always had to dump them first. # of Current Boyfriends: 0 These guys just donít know what they are missing! # of Current Hookups: 3 Ok, this might cause some drama but the one is rich, the other makes me laugh and the third has a humongous cock! I just canít decide. # of Guys Made Out With: 74 This is the one stat I am not sure about. Could be less. More likely, could be more. # of Blowjobs Given: 69 Hah... 69. Yeah, see above. # of Times 69'd : 34 Is 34 too many? # of Lesbian Hookups: 4 Ok so I was drunk. Really drunk. Ok, really drunk those four times. I wonder how Jamie is doing now anyway. # of Family Members Hooked Up With: 1 Holy fuck! I forgot I hooked up with my own brother! Oh Jesus.. Did we have sex? Maybe I should just count him as one of the make out guys. Aw, fuck. I hope Mom and Dad donít find out.
Date Written: April 12, 2005