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Gwen stuck out her arm to stop Tim. “Tim, you’re too drunk to drive home.”

“I ffffinnne,” Tim slurred. He shoved her arm out of the way and rambled out of the house into the garden.

“No Tim! You’re not fine! You can’t drive home. You’ll die! Is that what you want? You’ll be a statistic!”

Tim made his hand into a gun shape and pointed at Gwen. “No Gwenth. You’re a statissstic! A dogmestic despoote statisstic!” And with that he yelled “BANG” jerking his hand back from the force of imaginary gun fire. Gwen stared at him for a very long time before she went back inside and locked the door.

Date Written: April 12, 2005
Author: Klause Muppet
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04/12/2005 Mr. Pony (1):
04/12/2005 Ewan Snow: mulp, same drunk driving statistic joke in two shorts.
04/12/2005 TheBuyer (3):
04/12/2005 Dylan Danko (7):
04/12/2005 Pix (6):
04/12/2005 Will Disney: Hmmmmmm - looks like so-and-so and myself were both interested in exploring the same cliched statistic, huh?
04/12/2005 Litcube (5):
04/12/2005 Litcube: This is retarded! I like the flat ending.
04/12/2005 Jon Matza: Title's a bit non-heliarch welded, but the short was pretty wigwam.
04/12/2005 Klause Muppet: Fuck Yeah Bitches!
04/12/2005 Will Disney (6):
04/12/2005 Jon Matza: Vomit, right?
04/12/2005 Ewan Snow (6):
04/12/2005 Will Disney: vomit?
04/12/2005 Jon Matza (5):
04/12/2005 Mr. Pony: ha ha
04/12/2005 Klause Muppet: Fuck Yeah Bitches!
04/12/2005 Litcube: I love the title on this one.
04/12/2005 Mr. Pony: I didn't like the title so much, but I loved the short. It was, in fact, my favorite!!