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The professor pressed me for an answer to his ethics question. But instead of venturing a guess, I hazarded a fart. Its gestation period lengthy and its execution a mere formality, I was devastated to find it but a falling star, its reverberations no more momentous than the failed attempts of a Robert Guillaume, its aftermath no more culturally relevant than DeLuise offspring. Mel Tillis proved more forthright than my hesitant staccato delivery.

Flustered, I tried once more -- only a little too emphatically -- for the joke was then on me.

Date Written: April 18, 2005
Author: Turgid
Average Vote: 2.8

Comments:
04/27/2005 The Rid: Doesn't look like Jawbreaker to me.
04/27/2005 TheBuyer (2): This is fairly well-trodden material, my frere or sistere.
04/27/2005 Turgid (4): Nice analogies.
04/27/2005 The Rid (2): Not me, either. Entirely unmoved. Including my bowels.
04/27/2005 Jawbreaker (4): Ok, so I am childish and when someone farts I start to laugh. 3.5
04/27/2005 anonymous: I can only assume that most of you are somehow related to Benson.
04/27/2005 TheBuyer: That show was agar for future Star Trek actors.
04/27/2005 Klause Muppet (3): I loved Deluise Jr in 21 Jump Street!
04/27/2005 Dave Heiny (3): "Benson" a failed attempt? I think not! If only you were as lucky to have mediocre career as a black french butler! Three stars.