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(00:44:08) ScubaSteve: I reckon so
(00:44:16) ScubaSteve: that's how I talk in NYC
(00:44:21) steelerfan1977: because saying "hes hot" anywhere else is appropriate
(00:44:24) ScubaSteve: ain't, ya'll, fixin, and reckon
(00:44:34) steelerfan1977: they call you backwoods barry
(00:44:57) steelerfan1977: while they rape you with a broken beer bottle in an alley
(00:45:02) ScubaSteve: maybe so
(00:45:06) ScubaSteve: but I will kill them
(00:45:10) ScubaSteve: I've nothing to lose
(00:45:15) ScubaSteve: I hate them more than they hate m
(00:45:16) steelerfan1977: with shards of glass from your rectum?
(00:45:21) ScubaSteve: yes
(00:45:28) ScubaSteve: that's where I keep my shards of glass
(00:45:34) steelerfan1977: you will die by my poop-blade
(00:45:47) ScubaSteve: I'm like some sort of faggy superhero
(00:46:01) steelerfan1977: Mark W**** aka Poop-Blade
(00:46:17) ScubaSteve: luring unsuspecting super villains into anally raping
(00:46:31) steelerfan1977: only to have their penii cut to shreds
(00:46:37) ScubaSteve: penii
(00:46:40) steelerfan1977: right
(00:46:43) ScubaSteve: I'm not sure
(00:46:51) steelerfan1977: me either
(00:46:57) steelerfan1977: but im having dejavu
(00:47:13) steelerfan1977: maybe its just cuz we always talk about rape
(00:47:16) ScubaSteve: you should put this entire IM conversation on that website
(00:47:23) steelerfan1977: yes i should
(00:47:26) steelerfan1977: fuck them if they think its fake

Date Written: April 24, 2005
Author: cromagnon
Average Vote: 1.1

05/4/2005 Klause Muppet: That's right, fuck'em!
05/4/2005 Will Disney: yes, fuck us!
05/4/2005 TheBuyer: i fucked a melon.
05/4/2005 Klause Muppet: 2nd read - As if the words were forming the moment I read it. ScubaSteve and Steelerfan1997 typing the first thing that comes to their mind. There's no thought going into this, just random dialogue. Reading it this way makes it a little more humourous: "luring unsuspecting super villains into anally raping". If I thought the author did any more than copy and paste this from their IM chat, I'd hate it. But it is what it is. Perhaps this isn't the correct venue and the message board would be better suited. Hmmmm.
05/4/2005 Klause Muppet: Quick Guests: submit more TOP Quality shorts so we can keep our quota.
05/4/2005 Klause Muppet: Anybody have a short about babies?
05/4/2005 Dave Heiny (2): I don't believe this is real. I highly doubt anyone would be a Steeler fan.
05/4/2005 The Rid (1): Bleh.
05/4/2005 qualcomm (1): yeah, rid, it's much worse than that morning short your friend wrote.
05/4/2005 Klause Muppet: Rid, you better say more before you loose demerits. Pony's always watching.
05/4/2005 Klause Muppet: Qualcomm, you set a good example.
05/4/2005 qualcomm: i'm aware of that
05/4/2005 The Rid: "Loose" demerits?
05/4/2005 Front (1): This is draining to read.
05/4/2005 The Rid: And by the way, dropping a one-star on a short like this doesn't require much more than a "bleh." I mean, the answer's in the question, right?
05/4/2005 Front: Aren't we at least trying to encourage some sort of discussion over these shorts, Rid?
05/4/2005 The Rid: Well, yeah. And I'll be happy to engage in discussion. But Front, shouldn't you perhaps stimulate discussion by writing something other than "This is draining to read"? All that I can say to that is, "Fuck yeah!" because I agree with your assessment.
05/4/2005 Front: Better than "bleh" however I do agree with you on the "bleh" feeling. Still, it smells in here.
05/4/2005 Mr. Pony: Klause is right--This isn't the right place for this. That said, I'd be hard-pressed to think of a forum where I would feel it was appropriate to post a witty conversation I had with a friend. I'd be much more interested in this if it was fake.
05/4/2005 qualcomm: or if it were actually witty, for that matter
05/4/2005 Klause Muppet: Losing demerits reminds me of loose women, sorry I got confused.
05/4/2005 Klause Muppet: We're at 10 again! YEAH!
05/4/2005 Mr. Pony: Demerits are gained, by the way. Assigned.
05/4/2005 Klause Muppet: Right. I guess losing demerits is a good thing.
05/4/2005 Turgid: I didn't think it were possible, but Guest Month is turning out to be less lustrous than Hudson Hawk dubbed in Ukrainian on a rickety black & white TV.
05/4/2005 Mr. Pony: Hudson Hawk is one of the ten best movies ever made, you jerk.
05/4/2005 Mr. Pony: No, wait; twenty.
05/4/2005 Turgid: I said "dubbed in Ukrainian." That's the key.
05/4/2005 Dylan Danko: So is Dune.
05/4/2005 anonymous: I just re-read this thing. Is it possible to have negative stars? Can I get a "Hell yeah!"?
05/4/2005 Your Father: FUck you you pissant, I just took a DUMP on your anono-lawn you mohair wearing invalid. Asshole. ASSHOLE!
05/4/2005 The Rid: Wow! Your Father is really angry! Can we get Your Mother in here to administer relief?
05/4/2005 Klause Muppet: Turgid, it *has* been an interesting start. But I look forward to the upcoming shorts from yourself, Litcube, Partytime, deliciousbrians, Rid, etc... This will soon become the best guest month ever!
05/4/2005 Klause Muppet: "brains"
05/4/2005 anonymous: FUCK THIS. FUCK YOU.
05/4/2005 Mr. Pony: See, now I think we're getting somewhere.
05/5/2005 Litcube: Good effort today boys. Tomorrow I want to see some hustle out there.
05/5/2005 Klause Muppet: Thanks Coach. Uhm, hey Coach, ya think ya could show us how it's done?
05/21/2005 TheBuyer (0.5):