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"I give the greatest blowjobs," said Jennifer. "My skills are legendary."

That was all well and good, but I had to decide what was more important: The best head ever or the best head ever from a legendary slut. In the end, I went with it.

And you know what? She did give the greatest blowjob I'd ever had. One might say it was "killer."

Now, you'd think since she was my older sister, that would be weird. But after the first deep throat I kind of forgot about it and just started fingering her asshole.

Date Written: April 24, 2005
Author: The Rid
Average Vote: 3.2

05/5/2005 Litcube: Yikes.
05/5/2005 Dylan Danko: Goodbye, Acme. I've enjoyed our time together and only regret having not posted more shorts. At any rate, it's been a pleasure.
05/5/2005 Klause Muppet: Incestuous shorts are always good for a laugh. A very awkward laugh, but a laugh all the same!
05/5/2005 Klause Muppet (4): I like the tone and the ridiculous ending, but that's just me.
05/5/2005 The Rid: Her BJs are killer, but is she hot?
05/5/2005 Dave Heiny (4): Interesting, you would think the younger sister was the better knob-jobber due to youthful enthusiasm.
05/5/2005 anonymous: Clearly you've never been with an older woman.
05/5/2005 TheBuyer: Dylan, hold the elevator, let's get a drink or something.
05/5/2005 Dave Heiny: I've never been with a woman period, but what does my homosexual flambouyancy have to do with it?
05/5/2005 Front: Don't know why I bothered to read this. Acme, I have lost hope again today. It will renew itself at midnight, as usual. In the meantime, anybody want a sandwich? I'm feeling nauseous.
05/5/2005 Klause Muppet: Sandwich?

05/5/2005 Turgid (2): Lazy.
05/5/2005 anonymous: Turgid: It's cheap. Not lazy. Get it right.
05/5/2005 Mr. Pony: Aside from this being a fairly regular take on the violating the incest taboo gag, this short bears the scars of some pretty bizarre choices ("One might say it was 'killer'," the "legendary slut" thing, etc). I remain unmoved, but I appreciate the effort, author.
05/5/2005 Jawbreaker (3):
05/5/2005 Jawbreaker: Oops... meant to put a 4. I owe you one!
05/5/2005 anonymous: I can't help but think that the "I owe you one" thing is bogus. For everyone. Klause, what's your feeling?
05/5/2005 Mr. Pony: Author, I'm not sure I understand why you would single out Jawbreaker like that. What do you have against her?
05/5/2005 anonymous: I don't have anything against Jawbreaker. But I see the "I owe you a star" thing a lot, and since it has happened to me now (and maybe it has before, but it's definitely right in front of me here), I wonder: Do people ever pony up (no pun intended) the stars they say they owe?
05/5/2005 Jawbreaker: If you are not going to believe me, Author, then that is fine. I thought you would know by now my word is in pretty good standing.
05/5/2005 Jawbreaker: Or I could make this personal and say FU, here are your 3 stars!
05/5/2005 Mr. Pony: ha ha
05/5/2005 Klause Muppet: Klause feels happy! Hold them to their word, Author. Give them the respect they deserve.
05/5/2005 anonymous: Jawbreaker, your wit is effing stupefying.
05/6/2005 Mr. Negative: Hey, Turgid: You're a fucking idiot.
05/6/2005 John Slocum (3): not bad, round up to 3.