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There was a gloryhole in the loo, and Jim considered it. He had some misgivings, but hey, you only live once!

During the blowjob, Jim fantasized that the chick was beautiful and a first-timer like he, and that somehow they were having this shared, awesome sexual experience, and that it would lead to marriage, babies, etc.

And guess what! It was a totally hot chick on the other end, who was totally disease free. It was her first gloryhole experience, too. And she kind of fantasized along the lines that Jim did.

But they both felt dirty afterwards (it was a gloryhole for Chrissake!) and convinced themselves that it was nasty and a one-time thing. If only they knew! They could have been happy together! Such is life.

Date Written: May 06, 2005
Author: The Rid
Average Vote: 3.5714

Comments:
05/13/2005 qualcomm: if you hit phony millions over the head with a small anvil, this is the kind of short he'd write
05/13/2005 anonymous: "Phony Millions."
05/13/2005 Klause Muppet (3): I liked the narrators lazy~fun tone. I picture a bunch of guys around the water cooler and after the story is told the narrator shrugs his shoulders and saunters back to his desk.
05/13/2005 Will Disney (3): okay!
05/13/2005 TheBuyer (3): Uh...ya, three.
05/13/2005 anonymous: Hey, I think this short is pretty effing funny!
05/13/2005 TheBuyer: It's a bit loose, author, and there's no indication that you did that whole loose thing on purpose as a style choice or if you were attacked by a case of the 'shitfacedes' while you were thinking it up. Also, there has been a lot of gloryholing around here lately.
05/13/2005 Litcube (3): I think this is a little Disneyish. In fact, I'd go so far as to say that this is an attempt, in a way, at his style. That's how far I'd go to say. That's pretty far to go to say something, really.
05/13/2005 anonymous: Intentionally loose, TheBuyer, and intentionally Disneyish, Litcube. The 3-star votes indicate I have not mastered the Disney style, but I am perhaps an adequate faker.
05/13/2005 Litcube: It would stand to reason that how loose one is varies inversely with the frequency in which one is required to fake it.
05/13/2005 TheBuyer: You should put that on a tee shirt.
05/13/2005 Pushups: This bears the mark of The Rid, who, I would like to reiterate, should be taking his workouts a little more seriously.
05/13/2005 Litcube: Dude, he hits that shit from three angles. What does he need you for? You're obsolete, guy.
05/13/2005 Pushups: I'm about as obsolete as a raw egg milkshake. What are you getting at?
05/13/2005 TheBuyer: You guys spend way to much time thinking about your tits.
05/13/2005 Mr. Pony: Weightlifters call them breasts, man.
05/13/2005 Litcube: That depends on how much andro he's been using.
05/13/2005 Pullups: You big bunch of babies.
05/13/2005 Mr. Pony (4): Hey, Author, I think it's awesome that you think the three star votes indicate what you suggest they indicate! Seriously, I thought about giving this a three too because I really like the story and the sentiment behind the story, but the I found the execution and the language sort of annoying and clumsy. I read it a couple more times and saw, I hope, I think, what you were trying to do. It's still kind of awkward, but I think the spastic nature of it works for it rather than against it.
05/13/2005 the slut: tackle my tits! oOOooOoOOoo ungh ungh tackle my tits
oooooOOOOOOooooOOOOOOoOOoo

05/13/2005 anonymous: calm down, slut.
05/14/2005 Benny Maniacs (4): This is a completely viable and charming story. I think if it were any better, I'd give it higher marks. By the same token, if it fell short of where it is now, I'd give it a lesser rating.
05/18/2005 Jawbreaker (5):
05/18/2005 Jawbreaker: Forgot to write a comment. 4 + an owed 1 = 5!
05/18/2005 TheBuyer: Wow Rid, you must give great face.