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Humming, Kevin pranced naked to the toilet and sat as a queen would her throne. Crossing his legs, he placed his dainty hands upon his knee and tilted his head so he could gaze at the floral wallpaper. As he released a poop into the toilet he let out a weary sigh of relief and then a congratulatory head wiggle. Giving himself an appropriate waiting period, in case of further discharge, he concluded his visit with a gentle wipe of his hair-less petite ass. Exiting the bathroom, he stopped to open the window and felt the cool crisp breeze on his foundation-laid face. Outside, his wife stood over their broken lawn mower, scratching her head. "What a butch," Kevin thought sadly.

Date Written: May 11, 2005
Author: Poop
Average Vote: 3.5625

Comments:
05/24/2005 The Rid: I really don't know what to make of this.
05/24/2005 Will Disney: You should send this to Jonathan Franzen so he can append it as a chapter of *The Corrections*.
05/24/2005 Mr. Pony (4.5): Solid, solid, solid 4.5. I really admire this thing's spirit.
05/24/2005 qualcomm: typing on his keyboard, qualcomm indicates that there are too many sentences with this kind of structure in such a short short. crossing his fingers, he hopes the author takes this critique in the proper spirit.
05/24/2005 Mr. Pony: Wow, so that's what that was.
05/24/2005 Klause Muppet (4): I got a good visual and enjoyed the ending. Agree with qualcomm though.
05/24/2005 TheBuyer (3.5): He pooped with his legs crossed. I have never even tried that. I'll keep you all posted.
05/24/2005 The Rid (3):
05/24/2005 Litcube (4): Big fan. Reminds me of a very favourite Matza short that I can't find right now. It involved bonnets, skipping, and flowers.
05/24/2005 Poop: Poop Rid Poop.
05/24/2005 qualcomm (3):
05/24/2005 Poop: Poop qualcomm Poop.
05/24/2005 Jawbreaker (3.5):
05/24/2005 John Slocum (3): Poop Poop poop.
05/25/2005 The Rid: Is anyone worried that there's a guest named Poop?
05/25/2005 The Rid: Is anyone worried that there's a guest named Poop?
05/25/2005 Mr. Pony: I was, but I liked this short quite a bit.
05/25/2005 Mr. Pony: Oh, that's right I waaaaas, but I liked this short quite a biiiiiiiiit.
08/17/2005 The Rid: Poop: I owe you some stars.