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Let go of my balls!

Henry swung his bald head like a club, figuring, at least he could use it as a tool. A tool for killing.

Sadly, his head didn't really swing at all. It locked up somewhere between the top two vertebrae of his spine. And as he thought of those vertebral bones, sandwiched together, pressing hard against their cushiony grey matter, he tasted bile. Immodium. He needed that sweet chalk to coat his inner lining.

There were still what remained of his knees. And the hips that had made him famous. He thrust up with all his might, willing the bitch into the air. She rose a bit, as though a wave had passed under her, a pleasant bump. "Now look who's got his fiesty back," she purred.

Let go of my balls!

Date Written: May 19, 2005
Author: cuntry
Average Vote: 3.16667

Comments:
05/31/2005 Mr. Pony: What a weird way to close out Guest Month!
05/31/2005 John Slocum: Let go of *MY* balls!
05/31/2005 Jawbreaker: Balls. Hah.
05/31/2005 TheBuyer (4): Hahaha
05/31/2005 Will Disney: Someone explain this one to me, please!
05/31/2005 The Rid: I don't get it.
05/31/2005 TheBuyer: I don't think this guy has arms, that's what I'm laughing at anyhow.
05/31/2005 The Rid: Is that what's going on? A little opaque, no?
05/31/2005 Litcube: I think he's retarded/paraplegic.
05/31/2005 TheBuyer: A little douchey to make a statement into a question by adding a ',no?', no?
05/31/2005 The Rid: No.
05/31/2005 Jon Matza: Awe Thor: would you be willing to explain, in plain English, what actions are occurring in your short?
05/31/2005 Mr. Pony (3): I think many things in this short are taken too much for granted, on purpose, as a device. It is my hope that this is what is happening. Sentence fragment "A tool for killing." struck me as singularly dumb and funny. "sweet chalk"; not so much. Okay, this was okay.
05/31/2005 Litcube: Perhaps TheBuyer can tell us what he's laughing at.
06/1/2005 cuntry: he was armless and legless, yet he was mighty. i don't fucking know, it just kinda came out this way, from the balls. does everything have to be so literal?
06/1/2005 The Rid (2.5):