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"Leather," she whispered into my ear.

I was flustered. "Um...Heather."

She slapped me across the face. "It's Angela!"

"I know, I know. But I thought we were doing erotic rhyming!"

"You ain't touching my hymen."

Date Written: May 19, 2005
Author: Turgid
Average Vote: 3.5

Comments:
05/19/2005 qualcomm: boo
05/19/2005 The Rid: "Rhyming" and "Hymen" don't really rhyme. Just an FYI.
05/19/2005 Will Disney: this one isn't bad for an Instant Short
05/19/2005 TheBuyer: So far, anyhow.
05/19/2005 qualcomm: this thing is garbage, disney. f u
05/19/2005 anonymous: Sorry. "Rhymin'." Is that better?
05/19/2005 scoop: No. It's not. You're a big jerk.
05/19/2005 qualcomm: yeah, the lack of rhyme isn't the reason this is unfunny
05/19/2005 The Rid: qualcomm's right. Not funny.
05/19/2005 anonymous: You don't expect instant coffee in a styrofoam cup to taste that great, do you(s)?
05/19/2005 Jon Matza: Disney, please abolish instant shorts.
05/19/2005 qualcomm: author: no, but does that mean i'm required to smile and say it's good while i choke down a mouthful of the wretched stuff?
05/19/2005 The Rid: Well, no, author. I don't expect instant coffee in a paper cup to satisfy some coffee urge that I have, but I do expect it to satisfy me until I can get a real coffee fix. This does not do the short equivalent of that.
05/19/2005 Mr. Pony: Great metaphor, though.
05/19/2005 qualcomm: metaphor?
05/19/2005 TheBuyer: It's that little room in the front of the plane where the pilot sits.
05/19/2005 Mr. Pony: The coffee metaphor.
05/19/2005 qualcomm: oh, i thought you meant in the short
05/19/2005 anonymous: QC: yes. Rid: yes it does. Pony: thanks.
05/19/2005 Mr. Pony: There's no metaphor in the short.
05/19/2005 Dylan Danko: This instant short thing reminds me of those Heehaw skits in between the singing.
05/19/2005 Dylan Danko: Or, if I could understand them, the skits on some of those spanish language shows.
05/24/2005 Jawbreaker (4): Har har!
05/24/2005 John Slocum (3): Is this the 'latest guest short?' About 3 stars of clever, liked the off rhyme.