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Ian sat down on the metal chair. He looked up to see George sitting on his gold plated chair with lots of multicolored fluffy cushions. Behind George was a green screen that covered the whole office. George leaned forward and grinned. “So, what I want to do, Ian, is have you come back for the three films. Same character, but just younger. You know, a younger character even though you’re an older actor. We’ll touch it up in POST if we have to.” “Is there a script?” George tapped his oversized forehead. “It’s all in here.” “I dunno, George. A lot of my scenes were cut from the other films.” “Ian, baby, this is a whole new game. I have complete control this time. No fucking Studio Executives are telling me what I can and can not do. You’re going to be a star in the best films ever made” At that moment Ian decided to accept the offer. Not because he believed anything George said but because he knew how to work with George and make himself look good, unlike that fucking Ewan Mcgregor kid.

Date Written: May 26, 2005
Author: Klause Muppet
Average Vote: 4

Comments:
05/26/2005 Jon Matza: First comment again. Triumph, much?
05/26/2005 Jon Matza: First comment again. Triumph, much?
05/26/2005 Jon Matza: Hello?
05/26/2005 Jon Matza: First comment again. Triumph, much?
05/26/2005 Jon Matza: Decent setup, not much payoff. I have spoken.
05/26/2005 Jon Matza: Here I am again!
05/26/2005 Jon Matza: OK!
05/26/2005 Will Disney: I promise to rate this shortly.
05/26/2005 Jon Matza: 'za here...WHASSOUP EVERYBODY?!?
05/27/2005 Litcube (4): This is a duo 4, Klause. We laughed at it. Matza, curse you.
05/27/2005 Will Disney: Ian who?
05/27/2005 Klause Muppet: Because I love you Disney!
06/17/2005 Li'l Summer Sausage: Disney you muppetty muppetty muppet muppet muppet muppetty muppet!