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Jake had a fecal quality- all his life since he was a sickly pale blue ghost of a child, there was a quality that other people picked up on about the poor boy. It was as if when you looked at him, it was all private-like. He'd look back with the uncomfortable look of a dog that must shit in public whilst the people watched. His life was a sad, tepid affair, and his sister Hillary watched him with malevolent animal hatred as he sheepishly peed into the john.
Date Written: December 30, 1899
Author: Phony Millions
Average Vote: 4.5