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Date Written: June 08, 2005Comments:
Author: Jon Matza
Average Vote: 4.25
06/9/2005 Will Disney: This short presents an interesting alternate history of America. It also serves as an important statement about the co-opting of culture by commerical interests. A- !
06/9/2005 anonymous: I admit this was more 'filler' than inspired...but as a public service minded acme citizen I couldn't bear to see the site barren less than a month before Independence Day.
06/9/2005 Will Disney: Well, fair enough. We have 8 authors on the hook for a short by Sunday night, so hopefully we'll be all right. Several of those authors cannot be expected to deliver (Lewis, Sorghum) but I'm hoping it'll be enough to get us back on track with a surplus of Shorts to carry us forward.
06/9/2005 Mr. Pony: Oh, so you're saying that Lewis and Jimson are better parents than me, Disney? Is that it? Is that what you're saying?
06/9/2005 Will Disney: Not *exactly*...
06/9/2005 Litcube: I'm laughing like a fucking retard. However, I will await Qualcomm's vote in case my reaction was an error.
06/9/2005 qualcomm: [porn images here]
06/9/2005 Jawbreaker: I don't think I can view this one at work anymore!
06/9/2005 scoop: Hey qualcomm, why'd you put so many pictures of your mom up on this short. I don't see the connection between this short and your mom pleasuring herself. Your mom wears nice under garments.
06/9/2005 Will Disney: image removed - if you are still seeing it, it's b/c it's cached in your browser.
06/9/2005 scoop: Hey Disney, what's the big idea, guy? Why'd you take off all those pictures of qualcomm's mom? They were beautiful.
06/9/2005 Litcube (4):
06/9/2005 scoop: I can only interpret qulacomm's silence on the censoring of his mom's images as one thing. He hates his mom. qualcomm hates his mom.
06/9/2005 Mr. Pony: Hey, Disney, what does it mean if I can still smell that picture?
06/9/2005 Mr. Pony (4):
06/9/2005 Mr. Pony: Dude, that's a purse.
06/9/2005 Klause Muppet (4.5):
06/9/2005 TheBuyer (4.5): I like powdered-wig source pictures. the powerful vadge stink lines bring into the light what an open sewer a bad vagina can really be.
06/9/2005 Mr. Pony: Why does that little bow appear only on the heads of the female counterparts of inherently sexless non-human cartoon characters (such as on Minnie Mouse, Ms. Pac Man, etc.)? Has anyone ever seen one on a real girl?
06/9/2005 Klause Muppet: Here
06/9/2005 anonymous: In case anyone's interested, the celeb product flogger in panel 4 is none other than peanut butter inventor/mayonnaise innovator/GW namesake George Washington Carver.
06/9/2005 anonymous: Are you suggesting Ms. Pac Man is sexless? How does she create Baby Pac Man in between acts, then?
06/10/2005 scoop: Shut up stupid.
06/10/2005 The Rid (4.5):
06/11/2005 Benny Maniacs (4): Joke idea was inspired, but the follow through was, as Matza said himself, "kind of corporate". Qualcomm hates his mom because she smothered him as a boy.