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I fuck the girls you see in magazines. Thatís right, I fuck um good. Envy me if you want but itís no big deal, you can fuck um too, though I doubt you want my sloppy seconds. Get your own magazine girls and fuck um good. Hereís how I get mine: first I go to a magazine store, thatís where they hang out, and I slowly peruse the gallery. I like girls who make eye contact; it means theyíre into me. When I see one I like I pick her up, often Iíll pick up a few (These magazine girls tend to lose my interest fast so it helps to have a few) and take um home. When I get home I lay my lovelies out on the bed, magazine girls are so easy, no dinner required, and I decide which one is gonna get it first. This morning Iím feeling extra naughty so I choose Janet, youíve probably seen her on the cover of this Juneís issue of Womanís Day. Janet looks conservative but she is horny and wants the cock. I put the other ladies away for later, no need to make them jealous, and I do a slow strip tease for lucky Ms. Janet Something. ďDo I make you horny baby?Ē She canít take her eyes off me. Once I am in a state of nature I begin my foreplay. To be polite I often start with a light fingering, read the table of contents. It doesnít take much to get these girls wet, a flick of the tongue is often enough. Within seconds my soldier has risen and moments later I have whipped him into a frenzy. I fight release as long as possible but I am a poor warrior, ejaculation comes quickly. I drip the precious life juice on my magazine girlsí perfect form as she smiles, taking pleasure in my pleasure. I wipe aside the morning dew and kiss her softly as her smooth skin begins to ripple and prune, perhaps from the sweat of lovemaking or perhaps from absorbing the precious life juice. Drained I grow tired and put my lover aside. Later I will recycle her, abandoning her in some random bathroom or dentist office. There she will sit and wait for other lovers but none will love her with the care and reverence that I do. I fuck the girls you see in magazines. Thatís right, I fuck um good.

Date Written: June 09, 2005
Author: Shane
Average Vote: 2.25

Comments:
06/14/2005 The Rid: Well. Um. Hmm.
06/14/2005 qualcomm (2): well, it's better than the author short today.
06/14/2005 Will Disney: What about the girls on the internet? Do you fuck them too?
06/14/2005 Will Disney: eliza: What do you think of this short?
06/14/2005 Eliza (): Why do you ask?
06/14/2005 Will Disney: Eliza: I'unno.
06/14/2005 Eliza (): I see.
06/14/2005 qualcomm: eliza, have you ever shoved an octopus up your twat?
06/14/2005 qualcomm: eliza: have you ever shoved an octopus up your twat?
06/14/2005 Eliza (): I'm not sure I understand you fully.
06/14/2005 qualcomm: eliza: take an ocotpus...
06/14/2005 Eliza (): What does that suggest to you?
06/14/2005 qualcomm: eliza: i am sexually frustrated, with feelings of paranoia.
06/14/2005 Eliza (): Do you believe it is normal to be sexually frustrated, with feelings of paranoia.?
06/14/2005 The Rid: Hey, has anyone got anything to say about this short?
06/14/2005 Litcube: I do.
06/14/2005 The Rid: Litcube, do tell!
06/14/2005 Klause Muppet: A few quick iffy things I noticed off the bat:
(1) The fact that he is concerned about making them feel jealous seems out of character.
(2) The switch from "fuck" to "love" doesn't really work. Which is it? Does he fuck um good? or make love to them?
That being said, I fell for the initial trap of "magazine" girls which was a funny idea. Also enjoyed this sentence: "To be polite I often start with a light fingering, read the table of contents."
Litcube?
06/14/2005 Poop (2.5): Poop!