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Fate, destiny, karma are the excuses used by the weak to explain their failures and or success’. A grand design sets everyone’s mind at ease, allows them the freedom to act without the guilt associated with that responsibility. Can you trace your actions backwards and see the connections? How this decision caused this result? Remember that time you had a casual romp with the high school slut? Have you met the kid yet? Is he like you or does he have a twisted view of what he is because the woman became jaded towards men? Is that fate? Destiny? The chain of causality links all the way back to you being too shy/stupid to buy a condom. Karma is a bitch huh?

Date Written: June 17, 2005
Author: Sergio
Average Vote: 2.1

Comments:
06/23/2005 Will Disney: too!
06/23/2005 Kenji X: Too after school special in your face with the lesson. Bitter recollections, author?
06/23/2005 anonymous: Nah I always sprayed it on her tits
06/23/2005 TheBuyer (3.5): to.
06/23/2005 Mr. Pony (2): two
06/23/2005 Klause Muppet: I like the concept. I'm unsure about the execution.
06/23/2005 Universal Mean: Some things are too good to be true. Other things are too true to be good!
06/23/2005 Litcube: I read your short, Oughthougher.
06/23/2005 Mr. Pony: Have you given a moment's consideration to the feelings of that terrified adolescent girl, so desperate for approval and real unpolluted human contact; that blossoming young woman whom you so causally refer to the "high school slut", narrator?
06/23/2005 Universal Mean: You can take the boulevard out of the boulevardier but you can't take the 'i' out of intimacy!
06/23/2005 anonymous: I was just intimate with myself.
06/23/2005 Litcube: Can you tell us about it?
06/23/2005 anonymous: Can't give tooo many details but it involved a bishop and several baby carrots.
06/23/2005 Yahzick: When did success' become the plural of success?
06/24/2005 Kenji X (3): For raising single-parent guilt to the cosmic level. Touche.
06/24/2005 scoop (1): I guess you must have been real mean to me in a past life to get this one star.
06/24/2005 Sergio: I don't recall being "real mean" to you scoop but it's possible. Yahzick please school me further.
06/24/2005 Yahzick (1): Sure.