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I will never forget my first sexual experience and I'm going to tell you about it right now. It was in the school library, with Miss Kindler. I was returning a library book and she was taking it from me and stamping it "returned" and then our hands touched. My dark and mysterious bedroom eyes locked glances with her eyes and we fell for each other almost instantly. She hauled me into the library book sorting room and caressed my bulging, steaming righteous cock bulge while I looked at her boobs. Next, we took off all our clothes and she used her finger to stroke my eager length of quaking mantube, pulling the sheath of my dick-cloak across my forelog again and again until the whole structure seemed almost literally ready to burst at the seams. While she did that I put my hand near, and then on her vagina. As she whispered stuff at me I implied to her that there had been an atomic war and that we had to really have sex in order to repopulate the Human species, and I knew the deal was sealed. With my hand I touched her butt as she took my voluminous steam engine-shaped battering hog into her vagina. Almost instantly, a thunderous flood of my Milk of the Gods burst forth from my trembling electric love orchestra, spilling out into the sorting carts and forever sealing up volumes of Humanity's greatest works forever. Miss Kindler let out a small noise as some of my unstoppable torrential seedly flood landed also on her vagina. I raised my massive arms and bellowed like a water buffalo. Standing up on a sorting cart, my hulking dreadnought rained down Armageddon onto the unsuspecting floor.

Date Written: June 19, 2005
Author: Mr. Pony
Average Vote: 3.8125

06/22/2005 Will Disney: I'm glad the narrator told us exactly where he was touching her.
06/22/2005 Kenji X: Oddly, the line I liked most was "As she whispered stuff at me..."
06/22/2005 qualcomm: mine too
06/22/2005 qualcomm (4):
06/22/2005 Will Disney: Hi Kenji X
06/22/2005 Streifenbeuteldachs (4): That jism better not have sealed up Heart of Darkness :(
06/22/2005 TheBuyer: he came really FAST!
06/22/2005 Jawbreaker: Hi there guys! Just curious, what's so great about this short?
06/22/2005 Litcube (4.5): Nicely done. Can appreciate how we're only getting the detail on one side. Her member is only described as vagina.
06/22/2005 Klause Muppet: Hi Jawbreaker! I think what makes this short soooo good is the use of "bulging" and "bulge" in the same sentence. Or perhaps it was using "forever" twice in one sentence.
06/22/2005 Klause Muppet (3.5): I enjoyed "steam engine-shaped battering hog"
06/22/2005 Jawbreaker (2.5): Thanks for the bulging explanation Klause! I dunno. It just seemed too pornish (and I like the porn ones) and not funny. There were some goods words but, there's my vote!
06/22/2005 TheBuyer (4.5): with litcube, the onesidedness of this is near, and then on her vagina.
06/22/2005 Jon Matza (4.5): Extra points for the arm-raising/bellowing image, a much appreciated homage to the climactic moment of this old 'za short.
06/22/2005 TheBuyer: more faculty fucking
06/22/2005 Mr. Pony (3.5): Hi, Disney!
06/22/2005 The Rid (3): Humorous and (bonus!) honry.
06/22/2005 The Rid: That's right, honry.
06/22/2005 anonymous: Thanks for the comments, everybody! I really enjoyed writing this!
06/23/2005 Litcube: No fuckin' way.
06/23/2005 anonymous: What?
06/23/2005 anonymous: Okay, apparently, the site doesn't think I wrote it either.
06/23/2005 Litcube: This is a side of Mr. Pony I haven't seen. So, when I saw that this was Mr. Pony, I was all, "No fuckin' way." That was what I was all, when I was.
06/23/2005 anonymous: Gotcha!
06/23/2005 anonymous: And by that, I mean "I understand!", and not "You have fallen into my clever trap!"
06/23/2005 Litcube: That's so fuckin' gay, that you're anon_user_a. Like I would have cared anyway.
06/23/2005 Litcube: Ok?
06/23/2005 anonymous: I don't follow.
06/23/2005 Mr. Pony: Hey, what the hell's going on here?
04/26/2006 anonymous: hey--my maw was a librarian...