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Alexander and his local guide, Akbar, sat at the counter, sipping ouzo. The afternoon sun beat down on the white stucco walls outside, and sand drifted in through the open doorway, and the air was stiff everwhere. “Have you heard this old desert rumor, Akbhar, that states that a man can achieve perfect sexual satisfaction by lying two camels down on the ground facing opposite directions, and using the intersection of their hairy hides to pleasure himself?” Akbar did not respond. “Of course you need two different kinds of camels. One with two humps, the other with just one hump. A dromedary and a camel, to be exact.” Akbar was silent. “Of course, I’ve only heard about this, Akbar.” Akbar sipped his ouzo. “Fuck you, Akbar.”

Date Written: June 19, 2005
Author: Will Disney
Average Vote: 4.4375

Comments:
06/23/2005 Will Disney: What a lovely image! Thank you author!
06/23/2005 Kenji X (4.5): Sublime
06/23/2005 Mr. Pony (4):
06/23/2005 qualcomm: is this supposed to be alexander the great? or just regular alexander?
06/23/2005 The Rid (4): Chuckle.
06/23/2005 qualcomm (5):
06/23/2005 qualcomm: i guess alexander the great wouldn't sit at a counter. that makes me feel better.
06/23/2005 Jimson S. Sorghum (5):
06/23/2005 Universal Mean: The traffic lights in my head are stuck on yellow!
06/23/2005 TheBuyer (4): everwhere.
06/23/2005 Klause Muppet (4.5):
06/23/2005 Litcube (4): Heh.
06/23/2005 Jawbreaker (4):
06/23/2005 qualcomm: this thing's terrific
06/23/2005 Jon Matza (4): I enjoyed this too!
06/24/2005 John Slocum (5): Hooray!!!
06/24/2005 Yahzick (4.5): Isn't the camel with two humps called a bactrian?
06/28/2005 Poop (5): Poop!
07/1/2005 scoop (5): Terse little number, this one.
01/10/2006 mixelpix (3.5):
01/10/2006 qualcomm: aw, mixelpix, what the hell? i mean, disney writes a lot of terrible, overrated shorts, but this thing is solid. what are you, mixelpix, some a-rab with a chip on his shoulder?
04/26/2006 Master Bates (5): a dromedary and a bactrian walked into a bar...
06/11/2007 qualcomm: this short is great. who invented the counter?