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The aging rock star stuffed his salt and pepper nut sack into his skin-tight spandex pants, brushed out his dandruff flaked, thinning mane to conceal the extended widow's peaks and gingerly stepped into his new orthopeadic platform shoes from Dr. Scholls. Regarding himself in the men's room mirror while shoving his Stuckey's uniform into his backpack, he spoke. "Ladies, let the weekend begin." Cue Chorus of Scorpions' "Rock You Like a Hurricane"

Date Written: June 22, 2005
Author: Kenji X
Average Vote: 4

Comments:
07/1/2005 Will Disney: salt and pepper like how? liver spots?
07/1/2005 anonymous: Like breaded with salt & pepper.
07/1/2005 anonymous: I'm sorry.
07/1/2005 Streifenbeuteldachs: Buzz-cut Alabamians spewing colored smoke from their whiz jets to the strains of "Rock You Like A Hurricane?" What kind of countrified rube is still impressed by that?
07/1/2005 TheBuyer (4): Give'er.