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I have a tip for people out there who have trouble pushing through the last few reps of a power set. Get a few strands of hair - doesn't matter from where. The finer the better. Put the strands on your nose and cheeks. [NOTE: this works best if you're good 'n' sweaty.] Then start the set. You'll feel the hairs and it will be so annoying. IT WILL BE INFURIATING. Even though you put them there you'll mentally check your sensory analysis to make sure you're actually feeling what you know you're feeling. You can't believe how annoying it is.

Before you realize it, you'll be done with the set. Then you can wipe the hairs off your face and remove the electro-stim butt plug. Wait - did I mention the butt plug part? Oh. Sorry. That's an important part of the distraction. [NOTE: Don't forget to slide a basin underneath because the butt plug's rusty barbs'll really cut your pie-hole up as you withdraw it. There's bound to be alot of blood.]

Date Written: June 28, 2005
Author: Alfred P. Whitaker
Average Vote: 3.6

Comments:
07/11/2005 Will Disney: yuck! basin?
07/11/2005 The Rid: Not bad. Not laugh out loud funny, though.
07/11/2005 TheBuyer: You had me right up until the last NOTE. Had me.
07/11/2005 Litcube: ? Agree with TheBuyer ?
07/11/2005 Litcube: What I meant to say there, was that I really do agree with TheBuyer.
07/11/2005 Klause Muppet: But do you "agree" with him?
07/11/2005 Klause Muppet (3.5): .5 off for the [NOTE]. Enjoyed!
07/11/2005 Litcube (3): That last note, hothir, might be unnecessary.
07/11/2005 Klause Muppet: Agree with Litcube (re: last note)
07/11/2005 anonymous: Disagree with all of you Jack-offs. You'll pay, as far as you know. That is to say I'm not going to do anything that could be proved in a court of law. I'm not going to cut anyone up. No way.
07/11/2005 Litcube: We should fight.
07/11/2005 TheBuyer (3.5): Agree with Litcube, fighting is good.
07/11/2005 Litcube: I agree with TheBuyer & Klause Muppet.
07/11/2005 Litcube: I also agree with Dylan Danko & Scoop.
07/11/2005 Klause Muppet: I agree with Disney... basin?
07/11/2005 Will Disney: I agree with Klause, mainly.
07/12/2005 Kenji X (3): I agree with TheBuyer and Klause Muppet and the Author. And that the Author and Litcube should fight.
07/13/2005 Mr. Joshua (5): Solid guest fare....this would put to shame most of the pablum that's been on the Author's Page of late
07/13/2005 Mr. Joshua: Authors'
07/13/2005 Jon Matza: h'auughueptheuorrs's