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Date Written: July 24, 2005
Author: Mr. Pony
Average Vote: 4.33333

Comments:
08/2/2005 Jon Matza: Even her speech gets googly!
08/2/2005 anonymous: What do you have a fetsih for Asian chicks?! You fucking degenerate! Give it a rest.
08/2/2005 The Rid: Pony, this isn't laugh-out-loud funny, but it's really good. At least, I think it is. Clever blurring of art and reality.
08/2/2005 Dick Vomit: As a White, I have no problem with this short.
08/2/2005 Dick Vomit: I am a White.
08/2/2005 Dick Vomit (4): Fuck you guys!
08/2/2005 qualcomm (4): this took me a while to get, and that's its problem, because i have higher-than-average intelligence.
08/2/2005 anonymous: I have a great deal of respect for my audience.
08/2/2005 Ewan Snow: Qualcomm, you dunce! This was obvi. I do, however, agree with anon_a: Pony should give his creepy obsession with Asian chicks a rest for once. I mean why not try regular chicks for once?
08/2/2005 qualcomm: you're the dunce. i have a really high iq. no, i'm really smart. ask me anything.
08/2/2005 qualcomm: by the way, pony draws only orientals so as not to offend his wife, a jealous, oriental harridan. were he to draw a likeness of, say, the sort of amazonian, golden-haired polack meat that wobbles about his neighborhood, he'd be in big trouble.
08/2/2005 Ewan Snow: No, I think anon_a is right. He's just got yellow fever, like Quentin Tarantino.
08/2/2005 qualcomm: and i have a very high iq, like trantolo & trantolo.
08/2/2005 Mr. Pony: Cough. Ava. Cough. Ahem. CoughprettysurethegirlinthelaundromatwasHispanic. Cough.
08/2/2005 Ewan Snow: So, Pony, are you saying you believe the theory that the Chinese sailed to South America during the early 15th century and therefore all "Hispanics", as you call them, are part Chinese? Or are you simply citing all meso-americans as Asian's (via the Bering straight land bridge during the last ice age)? Which of these two things are you saying? Or am I right in guessing that you are in fact saying both of these things?
08/2/2005 Ewan Snow (4): This is a pretty good one, by the way...
08/2/2005 Klause Muppet (5):
08/2/2005 Litcube: Klause, can you explain your five to me please? I'm debating here. Still.
08/2/2005 Litcube: Because if the joke here is that the artist is "currently performing other actions due to the circumstances of the current work, thus bringing attention to the artist" I think I've seen that joke before. I could be way off.
08/2/2005 qualcomm: reminded me of the 'duck amok' looney toons episode
08/2/2005 Litcube: Yes. And Don Hertzfelt's toon with the rabbit.
08/2/2005 Jon Matza: I'd appreciate if someone could let me know whether a) Pony lusts after all Asianesses equally or b) becomes more or less intensely aroused depending on the orientrix' nationality. If the latter, is he partial to the Hmong, the Chinese, the Siamese or the Thai?
08/2/2005 Litcube: If Ava is Eastern Russian, then I believe the answer is a.
08/2/2005 Jon Matza: Thank you. Now I would appreciate if someone could explain precisely what it is about the Eastern Russian wench's physiognomy and/or musculature that makes Pony's blood burn with such base passion. Also, to what extent, if any, are Pony's hyperspecialized sexual appetites related to his frisbee thrashing and/or bee-counting exploits?
08/2/2005 Klause Muppet: I don't know what the fuck everyone is talking about BUT I like "laundromat". I've *also* obsessed over hot strangers and then drew them naked performing sexual acts. Also I really like the drawing of her sweating and taking off her clothes and then sitting on the couch. It's great.
08/2/2005 qualcomm: author, can we please see her naked, masturbating with a turkey neck?
08/2/2005 Litcube: Jesus.
08/2/2005 qualcomm: please hurry.
08/2/2005 qualcomm: and please have her lying on her stomach and reaching behind her to do so. thank you.
08/2/2005 Jon Matza: When did that jizz appear? I swear it wasn't there the whole time. REF!
08/2/2005 anonymous: Have you tried clearing your browser cache? How about wiping your screen with a tissue?
08/2/2005 qualcomm: please hurry.
08/2/2005 anonymous: Strangely, I have little interest in drawing such things at this time. Give me fifteen minutes or so.
08/2/2005 qualcomm: yeah, i don't really see the attraction either, but disney asked me to ask you.
08/2/2005 qualcomm: he also asked me to ask matza if maybe he could draw fence guy porking her
08/2/2005 The Rid (5):
08/2/2005 anonymous: Matza, the jizz was suggested by qualcomm. I added it, and thought that it really worked. How could I remove it? Credit should go to qualcomm. In fact, anyone who liked the jizz should maybe give qualcomm a break the next time he drops one of his stinkbombs on us.
08/2/2005 Partytime (4): This short is fun. Fun made America strong. Strong is America fun!! Alzo, we got 18lbs of necks in our last turkey order. Great for soup/stew base. I have some rocks in my driveway. What's on?
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08/3/2005 Kenji X (4): I was going to say a mean thing about QC's IQ, but since his was the jizz suggezztion, I'll refrain. I like pichers, specially nekkid pichers.
08/3/2005 TheBuyer (5): goddamn.
08/3/2005 Will Disney (4): bravo to Pony and Qualcomm!
08/3/2005 Litcube (4): Cyan. There's not enough cyan in this short.
08/3/2005 Mr. Pony: Wow, there might be none!
08/8/2005 Ferucio P. Chhretan: Whats the deal Pony? she goes from being almost robot proportions skinny to being voluptuous in the last recognizable panels.....what happened there? The inconsistency makes my suspension of disbelief fade. Skeptical=sad. Unless you are suggesting that the viewer's perceptions of the woman are changing due to his(her) heightened stimulation....
08/8/2005 Mr. Pony: Viewer? No, this one's all about the artist.
08/8/2005 Mr. Pony: And you know what? To answer your question, I say this: With regards to the proportions of the really hot girl from the laundromat, the "artist" of my short may have just blown it, although I prefer to believe he was taking a more expressionistic approach, accenting the grace of his subject in one frame, and her voluptuousness in another. Who can say?
08/8/2005 Mr. Pony: Hey, Ferucio!
08/19/2005 Ferucio P. Chhretan (4.5): Hey Pone...
08/19/2005 qualcomm: man, that turkeyneck is hot...
12/26/2009 Mylittlepony (4.5): just short of really erotic the comments make no sense: what the heck is that pink thing anyway? If you made this a little more pg-13 you might have a shot with the bigboys at penthouse