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"Vagina," said Timmy.

"What?" yelped Vanessa, the babysitter.

"Vagina," said Timmy again.

"Wow! Your first word! I'll have to call your mother to tell her!"

As she searched for the phone, Timmy shouted, "Vagina! Vagina vagina vagina!!!"

Vanessa put the phone down. "Well, I guess the call can wait," she said, as she unzipped her jeans.

Date Written: July 26, 2005
Author: The Rid
Average Vote: 4

Comments:
07/26/2005 Klause Muppet: This is something I would write.
07/26/2005 Litcube (4): [whistles]
07/26/2005 The Rid: Pray tell, does anyone find this short Disney-esque?
07/26/2005 qualcomm: i find it crappy
07/26/2005 anonymous: Whew! Good thing it's instant!
07/26/2005 TheBuyer: I'm gonna try that tonight. Now all I need is a babysitter.