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In the months following The Virus, IT men abused their women like drunk Newfoundland fishermen after the fall of cod. Corporate users beat their machinery until mercury snaked in rivulets through office park parking lots. Men in their 80’s reinflated, hauling-out mothballed transmitters until radio was king again. Derek was among the foundering computer addicts who at first hid trembling in their mildewy bedrooms, but eventually trickled into public parks to clutch and mourn together. There was no way of getting around it, all the systems were down forever. The computer had been his Narnia; the cubicle in the library basement where he sniffed his forearm trying to decide if the scent was from the hair or the skin. It was safety and complexity and the most brilliantly intertwined manifestation of divine giving. Derek had discovered and then clenched the world of computers after giving-up on humanity. In his teens, he would blithely pacify himself with the mantra that we are all one. He felt like part of such an intensely beautiful human family. He was sure that in college everything would gel, but after years of struggling with social alienation he began to hate extroverted men, and all women, and playful children. His philosophy putrified: Fuck humanity—-we’re all independent—-a bulging sack of poison moth caterpillars shifting, writhing, blistering—-trying to rip a hole in the silk in a fight against our brothers—-to be the first to shovel leaves into our gullet—-humanity is the vomiturition of God. But the machinery saved him (like a well-organized kitchen had saved his mom) until the day of The Virus, when data pissed in a tornado of mistaken code, destination was origin, and the air held an omnipresent contagion, rendering digital dead. Derek suffered and emaciated for a few weeks screaming "password!!" at passersby, but finally gave-in. Following the example of so many fellow destitutes, he "logged-off", tying-off with a mouse cable and injecting with CRT fluid til his eyes sheened like the inside of a mussel shell.

Date Written: July 26, 2005
Author: Partytime
Average Vote: 4.16667

07/29/2005 TheBuyer: Oddly, I feel like you're making fun of me.
07/29/2005 Streifenbeuteldachs (4): This was good. Damn good. And I especially liked how the final trope had nothing whatsoever to do with computers.
07/29/2005 Will Disney: Nice ending.
07/29/2005 TheBuyer (4.5): I'ma gonna lop the nipple off this five star short for it's one star use of paragraphs.
07/29/2005 Kenji X: This is like sucking at the QC teat. I am satisfied, yet not impressed.
07/30/2005 Partytime: Really now Kenjiman. The QC teat? Psshaw. And Buyer, I see the tip of the iceberg, and I worry about you.
07/30/2005 Litcube (4): Conversely, I'm very impressed, and not quite sure if I'm satisfied.