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Two puppies were sucking on their favorite teets lapping sweet mother-dog milk into their tiny systems. Girl puppy stops and says, "Ever get the feeling you're being whelped?"

Date Written: July 28, 2005
Author: TheBuyer
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07/28/2005 Pix: This has got TheBuyer written all over it. Puppies and Kittens, will you just get over them already?
07/28/2005 anonymous: 28 words, you feel that shit?
07/28/2005 Pix: Seriously, I know you pretty good by now. This is how you talk/write etc. And you never give up a chance to talk about small fluffy animals. Just don't go all Richard Gere on me and we'll be just fine.