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Johnny contemplated the prostitute before him. She was old, maybe 45, whithered, lined and fat.

"Take it all off, please," said Johnny.

The prostitute complied, removing her tattered rags. Her pussy lips went thunk against the floor. Johnny wondered how she came to be in such bad shape. An alcoholic pimp? An alcoholic herself? Certainly not a crack whore; she was too heavy for that.

Johnny made a twirling motion in the air with his finger. As the prostitute turned 360 degrees, he said, "Only respond when I call you Delilah. Okay, Delilah?"

"You got it, baby," cooed Delilah, as much as she could coo with the larynx of a three-pack-a-day smoker. "What do you want me to do?"

"Everything," he said. "And I want it done by a woman with experience. I'm sick of young girls and their lack of expertise. What with all your wisdom and experience, I expect the fuck of my life from you, Delilah."

She nodded. "Wisdom and experience I got, hon." She pulled his cock out and rubbed it against her clit. Her vaginal aroma was surprisingly sweet, her cunthole surprisingly tight. He already knew it would be the fuck of his life. She coughed up a wad of phlegm and got to work.

Date Written: July 29, 2005
Author: The Rid
Average Vote: 4.08333

08/2/2005 Will Disney (4): No comments yet, huh? I like that this one is so completely unappetizing.
08/2/2005 anonymous: Thanks, Disney.
08/2/2005 Jon Matza: Whoa--is it just me or is this woman eerily similar to Candy? I wrote & submitted that short a mere 36 hours ago... spooky-ooky, much?
08/2/2005 anonymous: I submitted this short 96 hours ago...still spooky-ooky much? That said, she's quite similar to Candy. You are correct, sir!
08/2/2005 Jon Matza: I didn't mean to imply mine was written first or that idea theft was going on...just that the timing was a cherry little coincidence (you wobbling clot).
08/2/2005 anonymous: Yes, I understood that. Hence my note "That said, she's quite similar to Candy. You are correct, sir!" I think it's part of my youngest child need to always be right.
08/2/2005 anonymous: Or maybe to get the last word.
08/2/2005 anonymous: I need help.
08/2/2005 Klause Muppet (4): Hi Author! I like your story.
08/2/2005 Mr. Pony (4): I liked it when her stuff hit the ground.
08/2/2005 anonymous: Thank you, Klause! And thank you, Mr. Pony!
08/2/2005 Partytime (4): The thing about a doll like this: she won't laugh at the crook in your staff. I like "lined and fat" and the whole Jabba the Hutt feel of the whore.
08/3/2005 Kenji X (4.5): I puked as I was masturbating to this short. Best pop ever.
08/3/2005 Litcube (4): This was ok, Ridster. May I suggest that we refrain from resorting to shocking/disgusting the guest audience as our guest pipe comes to a guest dribble? Because we've all seen this before. For what this was worth (nigh considerable), three point five + point five for execution, Big Guy!
08/3/2005 The Rid: Litcube, though I appreciate your sentiment (truly!), I like the shocking-as-banal-occurrence stuff. Can you forgive me?
08/3/2005 Litcube: Oh, I'm not complaining at all (you're forgiven). I did give this four stars, after all.
08/3/2005 The Rid: Indeed you did, Litcube. Indeed you did.