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You're a worm! You're a maggot! Look at you! Holy motherfucking fuck! You sloucher! Slacker! You slacking, slouching undisciplined civilian meal worm! I think I'm gonna be sick to my stomach! And my stomach is lined with lead from drinking semen. And you, YOU, you little SHIT. You make me want to puke! Don't look at me! Don't you fucking look me in the eye! You think you can make eye contact with me? With your beautiful brown, fluttery little doe eyes?! I want to vomit! Jesus, Mary and Joseph, you little faggot! "Sir, did you-" "SHUT! THE! FUCK! UP! SHUT UP! Don't you even open your fucking mouth one millimeter! Not unless you plan to chug my cock like a starving, chirping, peep-peep-peeping hatchling in a nest! You want that? You want to chug my worm, Private Peep?! You gonna crane your neck and eat some worm!?!?! In front of all these other young, sinewy recruits?! "Sir--" "CLAMP YOUR MOUTH SHUT, YOU UNDISCIPLINED LITTLE CHOCOLATELY SKINNED JUNGLE CAT! Look at your pouty little lips...DO NOT FUCKING LOOK AT ME! God, you are so UNDISCIPLINED AND...TAUT I COULD JUST FUCK YOUR PEACHY ASS RAW! UNGGG!! Are you ready to be motivated?! I SAID ARE YOU READY TO BE MOTIVATED!? Stand up straight! Eyes forward! God, your ASS IS LIKE TWO DUNK BALLS. YOU PLAY DUNKBALL, PUSSY? HOLY FUCK I AM SO HARD! You worm! You maggot! Private Peep, are you prepared to stand erect before this platoon and take this greased pole in ass while I motivate you with my tongue and fingers?! DO NOT ANSWER ME, FAGGOT!!! Eyes forward!

Date Written: August 19, 2005
Author: Dick Vomit
Average Vote: 4.25

Comments:
08/19/2005 TheBuyer: hahaha fag.
08/19/2005 Cyrus: is it normal for queer's to be this angry?
08/19/2005 anonymous: queer is?
08/19/2005 Dick Vomit: Why don't YOU tell us, Cyrus? ZING OF THE DAY!
08/19/2005 Cyrus: A drill sergeant with a greased pole. Any man in crotchless panties. Thebuyer. should I continue?
08/19/2005 TheBuyer: Don't look at me, I have no idea what you guys are talking about.
08/19/2005 Cyrus: It's just a list Buyer...nothing personal ok? bedwetter.
08/19/2005 TheBuyer: I SAID DON'T LOOK AT ME!
08/19/2005 Cyrus: After the image you forced into my mind yesterday I'll never be able to look at you again.
08/19/2005 The Rid: A gay drill sargeant? How is that different from a drill sargeant?
08/19/2005 The Rid: "Drill Sargeant."
08/19/2005 qualcomm (3.5): this could have been handled better, but i enjoyed it.
08/19/2005 anonymous: It'a all INSTA, gangsta.
08/19/2005 Kenji X (5): Full Metal Chocolatey Skinned Jungle Cat