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Melinda the tardy tard tarded to tard tard. She looked at her vagina and said, "Tard cunt, vagina drool!" Her brother, Mikey the wetbrain cunt said, "Vag vag vag cunt vagina box!" Hooray for the tards! Hooray!

Date Written: August 19, 2005
Author: Mr. Positive
Average Vote: 2.5

Comments:
08/19/2005 Mr. Pony: Melinda
08/19/2005 TheBuyer: hahaha fag.
08/19/2005 Dick Vomit: I affa go make shits n go homes n wipe in BETWEEN my cheeks AFTER AFTER. I learnt!
08/19/2005 TheBuyer (0.5): This one misses the mark like a Brigades of the Martyr Abdullah Azzam rocket attack. 1/4 stars rounded up.
08/19/2005 Jawbreaker (4): No way, Buyer, I must disagree. I thought it was tardtastic!
08/19/2005 anonymous: Tardtastic!
08/19/2005 Kenji X (3): Dick, your comment is too "topical" for The Rid to like or even understand. I wouldn't call him a fagtardvagskank, but you might. Nevertheless, the short stands on it's own tard legs. Three stars to add nothing of value.