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I want chiseled abs. The red haired lady at the health store told me I had to work hard for them. I asked if she had some pills I could take to get chiseled abs. She led me to the back room and asked me to take off my clothes. When I was naked she held my penis with her cold hands until it grew hard and erect. She then lowered me on to my back and feasted on my penis for 3 hours. Afterwards she gave me a bottle of pills that would chisel my abs. Things will be different when I get chiseled abs.

Date Written: August 26, 2005
Author: Klause Muppet
Average Vote: 3.5

Comments:
08/26/2005 Mr. Pony: This is awesome. Soon, I will let you all know how awesome I think this is.
08/26/2005 Mr. Pony: This is awesome. Soon, I will let you all know how awesome I think this is.
08/26/2005 Mr. Pony: Soon, now.
08/26/2005 qualcomm (3):
08/26/2005 The Rid (4.5):
08/26/2005 Mr. Pony (4.5):
08/26/2005 Cyrus (4): Just like Litcube taught me. Osim
08/26/2005 Mr. Pony: This is so true. Before I had chiseled abs, I missed out on a lot of great stuff. "Chisel my abs".
08/27/2005 Litcube (4.5): This is near retarded, doesn't make any sense, and it is very funny. It's your brand, Kloz.
09/13/2005 Dick Vomit (0.5): It stings.
09/13/2005 Klause Muppet: Nice buddy. Nice!
09/13/2005 Dick Vomit: For what it's worth, I also want chiseled abs.
09/14/2005 Dick Vomit: I feel remorse for what I did, Klause.
09/14/2005 Klause Muppet: Tonight we shall drink to our own demise, brother!