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My ex-girlfriend, who was once again my girlfriend, looked at me one night and said, "The way you fuck me from behind? I could never get tired of that." Intrigued, I hazarded: "Yeah? Turn over." And she did. Silly bitch, she'd forgotten my stamina - we'd been apart for almost a year - so after about half an hour, her insides rubbed raw from penis-to-pussy friction, she said, "Hey, I was totally, totally fucking wrong." Her face buried uncerimoniously in the pillows, all I heard was, "Mmmmmppphhh, mmmppphhh, NNNNGGGGG!" "You know it, babe!" I shouted. I pumped even harder, turning her spleen to jelly as I felt my orgasm building from the base of my balls and rocketing to the tip of my cock. I'd have worried about knocking her up, but I was sterile, having had a vasectomy when we'd broken up. I reasoned that when we broke up, I'd never love again. We were back together, but I was not "In love" with her yet, so I hadn't reversed the vasectomy. Children was what she wanted more than anything in the world, but she wasn't getting them tonight. Just hard cock and friction and blanks, the trampy slut.

Date Written: August 30, 2005
Author: The Rid
Average Vote: 3.66667

Comments:
08/30/2005 Klause Muppet (3.5): Enjoyed the last 2 paragraphs. Hey author, erase everything except the last 2 paragraphs! Here's a few stars in hopes that you'll just keep the last 2 paragraphs!
08/30/2005 anonymous: Hey, Klause, lick my nuts!
08/30/2005 Mr. Pony (3.5): Author, you have to admit; the last two paragraphs are pretty good.
08/30/2005 qualcomm: what does it look like when her face is buried ceremoniously in the pillows?
08/30/2005 anonymous: Oh, it probably looks the same. There's just more pomp.
08/30/2005 The Rid (4.5): "Hard cock and friction and blanks."
08/30/2005 itasta090 (4): four stars for friction and cream-pies
08/30/2005 Mr. Pony: qualcomm, please limit your discussion to the last two paragraphs.
08/31/2005 Klause Muppet: hey author (the rid), i would "love" to lick your NUTS... B.U.T. I'm presently enjoying the last 2 paragraphs of this short.
08/31/2005 The Rid: Well, Klause, another time!
09/7/2005 Klause Muppet: Yes, another time then.
09/7/2005 The Rid: Hey, Klause and Pony: What is it that makes the last two paragraphs more enjoyable than the first four?
09/10/2005 Klause Muppet: There's nothing in the 1st 3 graphs that make this short any better. The statement "We were back together" is enough that you don't need the "My ex-girlfriend...we'd been apart for almost a year" blah blah blah. And personally I feel the "NNNNGGGGG" is overused. Hope that helps, The Rid.