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Angela's tits were too small. It would never work. She'd wear these bras that would make her tits look big, when she was wearing clothes and stuff. But when I got her naked and saw her tits for the first time, I felt ripped off. Angela's tits were too small. And she had genital herpes.

Date Written: September 02, 2005
Author: Klause Muppet
Average Vote: 2.4

Comments:
09/2/2005 The Rid (2): Eh.
09/2/2005 itasta090 (2): I'm with Rid. Ehh. What if her tits were all nipple?
09/2/2005 proteus (0.5): For occasionally wearing trousers on the surface of the Earth while breathing air.
09/2/2005 Litcube (3.5):
09/2/2005 The Rid: This is actually a 1-star short. I'm not sure what I was thinking.
09/2/2005 anonymous: This is brilliant and a true story!
09/2/2005 Poop: Poop!
09/8/2005 TheBuyer (4):