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My cow is a very good cow. She is my milk provider when I am thirsty. And when I am horny, well my wife and I fuck. You shouldn't fuck cows. I know people do it but seriously, don't.
She has big, huge, cow eyes. She also has an udder with teets. Pink teets that feel good. I love her teets and rub them with lotion. I sing her songs while I rub her teets. I sing, "Boopitty poop goopidty teetitty frum pumbledy boop too jangle tangasang gampamba hey!" and squeeze the milk out. My wife is a fine woman. She has given me three fine children, two boys and a girl. She is very good at fucking. Mormons often come to our house and she invites them inside and she pours them lemonade and combs her long dark hair and looks them in the eye and hums. She giggles and crosses her long legs. They prattle on about God while she undoes button after button on her blouse and then her shorts and then she's just sitting there in her underwear. Man, you've never seen Mormons move so fast as the Mormons that run out of our house when my wife gets naked.
I love my wife and my cow very much. You might be thinking about me fucking my cow right now and I think you should knock it off. Good lord, honestly. I am not trying to find her cow clitoris from behind, that is ghastly. Under no circumstances am I making slow circles with my entire left hand on her erect, bovine clit. She would never brace her thick, muscled neck on the fence and twist her head and look back at me, grinding hard into my thighs and pelvis. Why would a cow blink slowly then close her eyes and open her mouth in paroxyms of back arching pleasure?
Honestly, you should get your head checked out by a therapist if you have any of those thoughts in your head. You are sick. You need help. She would scratch deep scratches with her course hair, it would make my entire chest and legs and thighs raw the next day, why do you think about things like that?
Don't even tell me you're onto her cumming? Oh fuck, no, stop it. Go to sleep. Take some drugs. Punch yourself in the crotch. Stop thinking entirely; do something before I shoot my load of hot cum into her ejaculating vagina. She would moo in your mind. You are disgusting.
Date Written: September 03, 2005
Average Vote: 4