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Date Written: September 10, 2005
Author: Klause Muppet
Average Vote: 3.4

09/10/2005 Klause Muppet: Author "not shown yet"
09/10/2005 TheBuyer (5): gross!
09/10/2005 itasta090 (2.5): 2.5 stars for lack of kitty foreplay. And WTF? A lobster roaming in an alley? The lobster part is just a bit too over-the-top for my taste. The rest is fine.
09/10/2005 Litcube: Jesus, dude.
09/10/2005 The Rid (2): I'm glad these votes count for nothing, Klause. I'm glad this is instant, Klause.
09/10/2005 TheBuyer: I've changed my evil-half-star-instant ways, this is fucking funny.
09/10/2005 Klause Muppet: PATRICIA!
09/10/2005 Litcube (3.5): Dudes, I'm pretty sure these stars count.
09/11/2005 Klause Muppet: I am also under the impression that instant short votes don't count.
09/11/2005 The Rid: I think she's supposed to be on a wireless phone, but it looks like she's FrankenKitty.
09/11/2005 Klause Muppet: Dude, she's a "ROBOT" (bi-curious kitty)!
09/11/2005 The Rid: Really? I couldn't tell if she was a robot or had a Bluetooth accessory.
09/12/2005 Mr. Pony (4): The word "robot" was my clue that the cat was a robot. Lobster with hat, rad. Mice singing theme song, rad. Robot Cat shouting own name, rad. Font, silly. Short fails to coalesce. NVRTHLS, good instant short.
09/12/2005 Klause Muppet: Thanks Pony.
09/12/2005 The Rid: Wow, I totally didn't see the word Robot in there. What a dick!
09/12/2005 Mr. Pony: EEEES
09/12/2005 qualcomm: at what point does patricia stop being bicurious? how many victims need she vagvelop before she's just bi?
09/12/2005 TheBuyer: vagvelop
09/12/2005 Klause Muppet: QC - Kitty's are instinctually curious for their whole life. I read it in this book.