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SHE NEEDS A LOT OF HELP. THE CRAZY LADY IS LOOKING OUT THE WINDOW FOR ME. SHE HAS NO MONEY. SHE HAS A BOYFRIEND. I CANíT TAKE CARE OF HER! IíM TAKING CARE OF MYSELF. IíM NOT A DOG. SHE COULD WALK. SHE COULD. WALK. THEREíS NO ICE WATER! THEREíS NO ICE WATER. IN THAT CASE IíLL HAVE AN ICE COFFEE, BUT IíM NOT PAYINí - THE CRAZY LADY TOOK MY MONEY. SHE ASKED FOR $10 FOR SEX. SHE BRINGS MEN UP TO HER APARTMENT FOR $10. I DONíT KNOW WHY SHEíS LOOKINí OUT THE WINDOW. MAYBE FOR ME.

Date Written: September 19, 2005
Author: cuntry
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Comments:
09/20/2005 Klause Muppet: wow.
09/20/2005 Dick Vomit: I suspect more reportage. Something overheard by an actual Looney Tunes on the corner of Broadway and 81st.
09/20/2005 Dick Vomit: You know what I mean.
09/20/2005 TheBuyer: ACK ACK ACK!
09/20/2005 Litcube: Whoah.
09/20/2005 Will Disney: OKAY
09/20/2005 Jon Matza: Seems like something lifted from an alternative newspaper personals section.
09/20/2005 Klause Muppet: I'm sorry; what?