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Litcube was all like “Welcome back Striefen” And Striefengdsfsdgf was all like “what the fuck do you mean?” and was about to type it too but he got interrupted by a knock on his door. “What!?” he said, opening the door and laying his eyes on 2 beautiful red headed twins. “I’m Daf'nee,” one said rubbing her sister’s boobs. “I’m Daphne’s sister,” the other said feeling her boobs being rubbed. Striefengurgsdjf moved aside and waved the girls into his apartment. “Sit, relax, be marry,” he recited melodically, “I shall fix us something to drink.” And fix he did. An hour later they were all drunk and having sex with penises and vaginas and stuff. The sex lasted so long it was months before Striefenjsdafdfjf ever left his bedroom. “’Welcome back’?!” Striefensjfdjsk thought sitting in front of his computer again. “Fuck him. Where the hell has he been?”

Date Written: October 04, 2005
Author: Klause Muppet
Average Vote: 4

10/4/2005 Jon Matza: Loin recap.
10/4/2005 Litcube: Dude, I've been here. I have submitted shorts.
10/4/2005 Klause Muppet: Yeah Author! Fuck you. Leave Litcube alone.
10/4/2005 Streifenbeuteldachs (4): Sizzling! Dappled! A joy ride!
10/5/2005 Daphne: Strange, I don't remember any of this.
10/5/2005 Litcube (4): Kluasit.