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"Shoot my dick, Brady! Shoot it!" Wayne was fed up with Brady's direction. "C'mon Brady! Do I have to film this myself?" Brady panned the camera from Georgia’s bouncing breasts to Wayne's dick. "That's right Brady! That's what the people want to see!"

Date Written: October 14, 2005
Author: Klause Muppet
Average Vote: 4.33333

Comments:
10/17/2005 Will Disney: Wrong, Wayne.
10/17/2005 anonymous: What? Too soon?
10/17/2005 Litcube: Is this an allusion/topical?
10/17/2005 Litcube: Is this topical?
10/17/2005 Litcube: What are we alluding to here?
10/17/2005 Litcube: What's this in reference to?
10/17/2005 qualcomm: author, am i to understand that you don't like the "pen" shots? you'd rather watch boobs than the pen? what kind of weirdo are you?
10/17/2005 Ewan Snow: The careful reader may note that pen is not mentioned explicitly. For all we know the wang in question may be free standing!
10/17/2005 qualcomm: yeah, but there is implicit pen; after all, georgia's boobs are bouncing.
10/17/2005 Klause Muppet: Author?
10/17/2005 qualcomm: all's i'm saying is, the author seems to be protesting a bit too much about his heterosexuality. oh! oh! i don't like to look at wangs! that's not cool! oh, i like to look at my own wang as it goes in-out, in-out, of various berths, but someone else's wang really grosses me out! oh!
10/17/2005 Klause Muppet: QC, are you suggesting that the Author is a closet homosexual? Because I think you may be on to something.
10/17/2005 TheBuyer: So, he gets shot in the dick.
10/18/2005 Klause Muppet (5): Yes.
10/18/2005 Streifenbeuteldachs (5): Corpus callosotomy?
10/19/2005 TheBuyer: Shoot my dick too maybe.
03/12/2012 Litcube (4): Ok.
03/29/2012 Marvin_Bernstein (4): Did I write this one?