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Beneath the streets of Gordo, two 1st level wizards found themselves trapped in a sewage tunnel. The area was lit by a magical orb of light, levitating over one of the wizards outstretched palm. On either end of the tunnel stood a large iron gate blocking their way out. "It fucking stinks in here!?" Zuloop wined. "Calm yourself," responded Bennel. "I'm trying to think of a way out of here." "Calm? I'm standing knee deep in poop!" A few moments later the orb went out.

Date Written: November 19, 2005
Author: Poop
Average Vote: 2.75

Comments:
11/21/2005 Will Disney: AND THEN WHAT HAPPENED????
11/21/2005 Litcube (2.5): This is very simple and refined, I think. Am I supposed to find this funny, though? (I am seriously)
11/21/2005 TheBuyer: wizrads you mean.
11/21/2005 Streifenbeuteldachs (3): Fucking orbs, always going out.