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im 13 and a half or there abouts. im from minnesota. i found this place cos i was looking for info on jacking off, cos i am soooooooo horney. sometimes i j/o my penis 4-8x per day. i spend a lot of time masterbating!!! but it feels so f*cking good. anyway i havent done much with a girl yet but i have kissed a girl and felt her boobs, it gave me a instant boner and later that night i got blue balls!!!!! i took care of that though lol. neway my best friend is 15 hes older then me. i also have some more friends that i play sports with al the time, none of us have had sex or nething yet. i broke my arm once too and the nurse at the emergency room was reallly hot, she had huge boobs but u couldnt see cr*p cos of the nurse shirt. also the first time i saw a chick naked we were in this hostel in amsterdam, and it had a communil shower. well i was in there showering i was 12 or so and this like 18 y/o german girl comes in!?!? and starts showering and got all naked i was like OMG. i got the biggest boner and i was all trying 2 hide it while i looked at her boobs and pussy. it was amaaaazing she was so hot. then later that day when my family wuz touring amsterdem i had to go into a bathrom like 4-5 times to jack off my dick. it felt sooo good i had her picture in my head for weeks. with her big boobs and her pussy and what not. *UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE* well ive had oral sex and titty fukked a girl now, my gf is 15 and we did it this wekend. it was soooo fun i came like 3 times and even afterword my penis felt so f*cking good. i think that whole day i came like 9-10 times cus when i came home i jacked off a ton more just thinking about it. today my wiener is chaffed and it kind of hurts lol

Date Written: November 20, 2005
Author: Coleoptera King
Average Vote: 4.1

Comments:
11/22/2005 Will Disney (5): this is like looking in the goddamned mirror!
11/22/2005 Streifenbeuteldachs: Now Disney, you know you've never "titty fukked" your "gf".
11/22/2005 Litcube (4): Well, that's pretty unique.
11/23/2005 Streifenbeuteldachs: Good job, Beetle Man.
11/23/2005 Streifenbeuteldachs (4): But not that good. 4 stars because it's refreshing to read an ill-written story once in a while.
07/16/2010 Jon Matza (4.5): chaffed
08/29/2010 Marvin_Bernstein (3): great!