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"boobs. boobs." Patricia O'Reily, Elementary School Photographer, peered over her camera at the retarded tit sitting across from her. Blair was a person with "developmental disabilities", diagnosed with down syndrome and physical abnormalities. Patricia added awful body odor and poor fashion sense to the mix. "What grade are you in Blair?" Patricia asked. It was a formula question, meant to relax the child and buy her time while she readied the camera. "boobs. boobs." "Alright, just look at the camera, darling. Say cheese." "boooooobs." Patricia snapped off a mandatory ten shots as Blair sat limp before her. Salvia dripping from his open mouth. "That's nice Blair. Really nice." The Photographer looked around to see if anyone was watching. "You like boobs, Blair?" She started to unbutton her blouse. The tard nodded aggressively. An awkward smile breaching his face.

Date Written: December 01, 2005
Author: Klause Muppet
Average Vote: 3.25

12/2/2005 Litcube (2.5): This is a potential solution for Sanchez that I'm sure she hasn't considered.
12/2/2005 Will Disney: It's a good thing the princiPAL didn't order her to do this, or he may have gotten sued.
12/2/2005 TheBuyer (4): boobs.
12/5/2005 Klause Muppet (5): i forgot i wrote this.
12/5/2005 Bill W.:
There are no coincidences.
12/6/2005 Klause Muppet: holy shit! that's crazy. what the fuck! oh my god....
12/6/2005 Mr. Pony: That is pretty nuts. It would have been even stranger (or possibly less strange) if your initial comment on the Rid's short had read "This is something I will write."
12/6/2005 Klause Muppet: ok, that is wyrd. i didn't read my comment from the other short. hmmm. where is the RID? he would know how to save Acme.
12/6/2005 TheBuyer: He's kissing Jon Matza in heaven