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"I like masturbated 3 times tonight Babe. Why don't you just go to sleep?" With a wink, I pat her head and roll over for sleep. Moments later she cuddles up behind me and slides her hand up and down my thigh. "Baaaabe," I wine. She ignores my plea and begins stroking my flaccid cock. She lifts herself up and whispers in my ear about her bi-curious escapade but I ignore her. It's a lie anyway. She's a fucking straight edge. I elbow her in the stomach and push her out of the bed with my feet. "I said no! What's wrong with you?" I can hear her cry on the bedroom floor. I don't give in. I'm the victim here. I'm the fucking victim.

Date Written: January 16, 2006
Author: Klause Muppet
Average Vote: 3.5

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01/20/2006 Klause Muppet: Congratulations Guest Author. You have brought the spunk back into Acme!
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