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Not My Favorite Melody will return on the midnight train, or she shall have to remain overnight in the city, the bitch. And although it is said that she cannot walk and chew gum at the same time, I know for a fact that she can fuck and chew gum at the same time. She's pretty good at it.

Date Written: March 05, 2006
Author: Master Bates
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03/8/2006 Will Disney: another winner!