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I knew there was trouble in my marriage when my wife and I decided to each make a list. Have you ever seen friends when Ross and Rachel make a list of who it's OK for them to sleep with and not get in trouble, Freebies. I worked really hard on my spent hours mulling the possibilities and start to write 1. Angelina Jolie 2. Jennifer Anniston 3. Gwyneth Paltrow Well actually anywhere Brad Pitt has been is probably good enough for me. I was very excited when we changed lists. I grabbed her list and started reading it 1. Brad Pitt Good choice, I think we are on the same plan here. 2. George Clooney, not my type but fair enough 3. Steve the butcher from the Safeway, 4. Ted the guy who cuts our lawn. 5. I forget his name but he's the new guy in accounting at my office. I screamed "THIS IS NOT LEGALLY BINDING" as she left for grocery store.
Date Written: March 11, 2006
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