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My Mommy and my Daddy showed me much love, so I can tolerate humankind, sort of. Sometimes people disturb me! Sometimes I get excited! I was feeling really sad due to a painful paper cut. It hurt. Then I met a man with no hands. Figures. "Scratch my back," he said. "No way," I told him. "Get your own hands." I suggested that there might be backscratchers for amputees, to attach to their hooks. He could look it up, on the Internet. "How the fuck am I supposed to type that?!" he bawled. "Whatever." People are funny! Sometime strangers upset me! But Stu pissed me off! Stu crossed the line! Stu is no more! There. Better. Don't go stealin' my serenity! And, God willing, don't you ever change, yo.
Date Written: April 07, 2006
Author: Master Bates
Average Vote: 4.5