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"Your mama came into the store the other day speaking softly of strange, weird things. You better keep her in check, boy!" Click! "Huh?" "'Lo,' she said, 'I am Morticus Pye, but you may call me ShyBladder39. Paper or plastic? Whoop!'" "That's what SHE said." "That's right. And she wobbled." He just kept pricing corn, click, and I realized I really didn't know what exactly a shy bladder is...

Date Written: April 16, 2006
Author: Master Bates
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04/28/2006 Master Bates: And she wobbled