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My lovely wife is the former Debbie Baggins, tagged 'Double Bagger' in high school. What high school did you go to? That was cruel and unnecessary. I have crafted a mask for her of the finest duct tape. She looks kind of pretty from certain angles, except around her bodytop. Otherwise OK.

Date Written: April 22, 2006
Author: Master Bates
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04/25/2006 Will Disney: i gotta say i thought you were going somewhere else with that first graph. tell us more about debbie!
04/25/2006 Mr. Pony: I admit, I'm a sucker for a nice bodytop.