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"Mr. Gustopherson, how are you feeling today?" "Terrible, nurse, terrible. Do you have my pain medicine?" Blinky Gustopherson rolled over on his side and drank in the sight of the dumpy nurse. Fat tits, fat ass, ugly face. Oh, man did she look good. "You know the doctor didnít prescribe any pain medicine, Mr. Gustopherson," Nurse Zymurgy said. "The only way those swollen balls of yours are gonna get better is if you suffer. Now is there anything else I can get you?" "Maybe some pussy?" "Alright, Mr. Gustopherson, alright." Nurse Zymurgy hiked up her white polyester skirt and pulled down her pantyhose. Her huge black bush sprawled out beyond the borders of her tummy-control panties, which, moistened with sweat and routine vaginal secretions had become translucent, revealing a Degoba System of pussy to Mr. Gustopherson. "Oh, nurse, nurse!" Blinky readied his semi-hard penis for some much needed coitus, but the nurse was having none of it. Instead she climbed onto his head and practiced Kegels on his nose. "But my balls," Blinky cried, "what about draining my swollen balls?" Nurse Zymurgy didnít so much hear his words as feel their vibrations against her cervix. "Right, I almost forgot about your balls," she said, biting them as hard as she could.

Date Written: May 16, 2006
Author: Ewan Snow
Average Vote: 4.61111

Comments:
06/1/2006 Master Bates (4): ow!
06/1/2006 qualcomm (4.5):
06/1/2006 qualcomm: i'd get rid of "and started" in the last sentence, though
06/1/2006 scoop (4.5): I'm still trying to suss out whether the Degoba System reference does more to contaminate my cherished myths from childhood or harsh on my adult buzz for poontang. Regardless, good short, good names. I would give this a four if the site had the ability to support non-fractional votes.
06/1/2006 Dylan Danko (4.5): Dagobah
06/1/2006 anonymous: Okay...
06/1/2006 TheBuyer (4.5): author, you saved acmeshorts.
06/1/2006 Litcube (4.5): Back to roots we go, I suppose.
06/1/2006 Will Disney (5): bravo!
06/2/2006 Mr. Pony (5): Citizenship Bonus!!
12/20/2009 qualcomm: routine vaginal secretions
12/24/2010 Marvin_Bernstein (5): holy shit! a short that was actually funny! nice job asswipe
12/24/2010 Marvin_Bernstein: holy shit! a short that was actually funny! nice job asswipe
01/3/2011 qualcomm: so, this zymurgy is hot, right?
01/19/2011 Ewan Snow: Qualcomm -- if that IS your real name -- please refer such questions to the text.
01/22/2011 Marvin_Bernstein: