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A car stereo boomed in the distance. The woman in make-up got in to the car. "What can I do for you, sugar?" She asked in a friendly sort of way. "I'd like you to help out my little friend!" "Why sure" She said, unzipping my pants. My little friend waved at her and said "Hello" in his own funny way. The woman shrieked. "Y-your little friend is...very active" I thought she was stating the obvious. Duh, I thought. Why else would I have wanted him to have some help? He needed excercise! "I want to play with you!" my little friend blurted out. She cradled my little friend and gave him a big kiss. My little friend was very excited. "This is great!" He ejaculated. It's safe to say she and my little friend hit it off quite well. They did jumping jacks, sang a duet, and even ate out! It was a fine bout, and soon my little friend was tired...bloody tired. "Sorry about that" Said the woman in make-up. "No problem" Said I, cradling the little guy. he was so cute all curled up. "Do you know where I could get him a haircut?"

Date Written: June 15, 2006
Author: Ferucio P. Chhretan
Average Vote: 3.83333

06/16/2006 TheBuyer (4): Hey, good one!
06/16/2006 Litcube (3.5): I think this could have been better executed. Resorting to puns (i.e. "ate out") in a joke of this type takes the reading grade level down a few. +1 Star for the actual idea and for the description of the hooker.
06/17/2006 Litcube: Ferucio!
06/18/2006 Ferucio P. Chhretan: Me!
06/20/2006 Mr. Pony: You know, I didn't see the title on this. Very weird, dude.
06/25/2006 Master Bates (4):
08/31/2006 Ferucio P. Chhretan: "hooker"?
08/31/2006 TheBuyer: hooker