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Have you fucking heard the thunderous metalizations of Gavrilo Princip? I don't even like calling it music because that's what they want. Gavrilo Prinicip will tear your fucking rectal sleeve out and wrap it around your neck till you choke to mother fucking death. If you listen to the experience that is Gavrilo Princip too loud you grow horns upon which are mounted seven goat heads upon whose fucking horns rest seven more heads and on and on for mother cock sucking infinity. I would tell you how fucking good they are live but I would be dead ass hole. Anyone whose seen them live has had their fucking internal organs so thoroughly heated that they spill out of the gaping maw of their ass into a sticky, steaming pool on the floor. But you keep rocking out to JWB lol. LONG LIVE GP!

Date Written: July 06, 2006
Author: Mr. Joshua
Average Vote: 4.2

Comments:
07/11/2006 scoop (5): Brilliant. Audacious. Moving.
07/13/2006 TheBuyer (5): KIR like a mad motherfucker
07/13/2006 Mr. Pony (5): Thanks for making sure that lady fixed that fence!
07/17/2006 Mr. Joshua: You are quite welcome, Mr. Pony. It's taken a while, but I'm glad to see that you've finally come around to the view that stars at acmeshorts can, and in fact, should, be used as currency for all sorts of transactions...commercial, and non-commercial, alike.
07/21/2006 Master Bates (5):
02/17/2009 Dylan Danko: I believe this to be overrated.
10/8/2010 Marvin_Bernstein (1):