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My asshole glows from deep inside me. I can't say for sure that it wasn't there before because I didn't notice until recently, but I have a light source in my ass. I was taking a dump and I looked down, I was straining at the time - I know, it's not good for me to strain but I was in a hurry - the light caught my eye and there it was. Reflected in the toilet bowl was a clear, perfect image of my asshole wrapped around a stubborn turd, bathed in light from behind. The spell broke when the turd hit the water and my asshole closed back up. I didn't have time to investigate it or anything because like I said, I was in a hurry, so I had to wait until I got home that night to really check it out. And check it out I did! I won't get into the details because they're not important, but let's just say the light source is powerful enough to recharge the glow-in-the-dark hands on my Bulova. I haven't been able to come up with a way to make money off it yet but I'm sure the military will be interested. I'm a human weapon, probably.

Date Written: August 24, 2006
Author: TheBuyer
Average Vote: 2.83333

Comments:
08/25/2006 Mr. Pony (4):
08/25/2006 scoop: Oh, oh Bulova. Does your narrator also read Regardies magazine?
08/25/2006 Litcube (3.5):
08/25/2006 qualcomm (1.5): junk
08/25/2006 anonymous: this is not the last short ever, that's been done
08/25/2006 Will Disney: Narrator, you should be careful. You don't want to go out Elvis-style - straining, popping, veins popping, then dying.
08/29/2006 Dick Vomit: I have a Seiko.
08/29/2006 scoop: Ah, you, you, you, you, DV.
08/29/2006 scoop (2):
09/5/2006 thecrutchofsociety (3): what color is it?
09/7/2006 thecrutchofsociety (3): ohh that's pretty