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“Dan Smith will teach you guitar!” Dan Smith shouted, his guitar held threateningly over his head. “Dan Smith will teach you guitar!”
Chris Anderton, laying on the ground, tried to move away. “But, dude,” he said. “Dude…”
“DAN SMITH WILL TEACH YOU GUITAR!” Dan Smith screamed. He took a step toward Anderton and prepared to swing – and there was hate in his eyes.
Date Written: April 30, 2003Comments:
Author: Will Disney
Average Vote: 4.85714
04/30/2003 anonymous (5):
05/1/2003 Ewan Snow (5): This one is so true.
05/16/2003 qualcomm (5): this is my favorite inside short
03/8/2004 Mr. Pony (4): Just saw the Dan Smith poster at TekServe, the old reliable Macintosh shop. Inside or not, there's a lot to this short.
03/31/2004 Mr. Pony: Every time I see that poster, I feel I must return to this short. Spotted it at a midtown Teriyaki Boy, where the Chicken Cutlet Curry can't be beat. Lunch specials are $5.50. Wait, do you guys know Dan Smith?
06/10/2004 scoop (5): This is good!
07/8/2004 John Slocum: Once again, Disney comes through.
03/7/2005 deliciousbrains (5): I have no idea who Dan Smith is and I still laughed out loud. Actually it was more of a sudden release of air through my nose, not quite a snort but more than a breath. It's my internet laugh. So far this short is the only one that caused anything more than an internalized chuckle.
03/14/2005 The Rid (5): Why isn't Disney the #1 rated author?
03/14/2005 qualcomm: because i and a number of other authors are better writers than he is.
03/14/2005 Will Disney: I agree, possibly, with the 'other authors' part of that statement.
03/15/2005 The Rid: I don't disagree that you're a better writer, QC, but Disney's writing has a certain Disneyesque quality that makes one's day.
06/29/2005 Will Disney: f u qualcomm!
07/19/2006 scoop: You have just been totally ripped off dude.
07/19/2006 Will Disney: ha